In all honesty I was pretty bored...what to do, what to do...than the phone rang....
Me: Hello
Chrysler: Hi can I speak to Collette Mruk?
Me: Sure you can
*cricket* cricket*
Me: Oh now??? You're talking to her.
Chrysler: Yes, I am calling about your October payment, it was due on the 12 (it's the 14 greedy buggers)
Me: STICK UM UP!!!!!
Chrysler: excuse me?
Me: You should say 'stick um up' that's what people say when they rob someone.
*cricket*cricket*
Chrysler: Ok well this is Chrysler financial (me in the background...stick um up) We would like to know if you have made your October payment yet..you owe the payment and late fees.
Me: ok I'll make the payment
Chrysler: when will you pay the late fees?
Me: when I win the lottery.
Chrysler: excuse me?
Me: I have a better chance of winning the lottery than paying you're late fees.
Chrysler: Ok is there a reason you are late (2 days people, we are talking 2 days, we are in the 10 day window for crying out loud)
Me: There are lots of reasons, shoes, clothes, dvd's, dinners out...your choice
Chrysler: oooooookkkkk
Me: did you want to pick one?
Chrysler: I have your confirmation number
Me: Don't worry , I'm not going to write it down.
Chrysler: I have to give you a confirmation number
Me: no you don't, its a reminder of how you call and rob me every month
Chrysler: I have to give you the number its company policy.
Me: not if hang up... click
This phone conversation made me smile the rest of the evening... I love messing with people!
Partner in crime!
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